The Delivery Girl delivers quick words on preseason win
Mar 16, 2024 11:53:24 GMT
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Post by The Delivery Girl on Mar 16, 2024 11:53:24 GMT
It took only three minutes for Jessie Lee, the Delivery Girl, and Generation Force to defeat Hip 2 B Sqwair in the first preseason game of NPWA. Just three minutes. That’s what it says on paper. Anyone who was there would tell you it was Generation Force who did all the work though.
And they’d be correct.
Keeping an eye on her wristwatch, the Delivery Girl rushed into the “post-game” presser and shotgunned a Monster energy drink with startling quickness and ease while the media cameras dazzled the room.
“Y’all got fifty-three seconds so ya better hurry up.” The Delivery Girl bellowed in her South Georgian accent.
”Miss.. TDG? I’m Ariel Meltzer from Pro Kayfabe Illustrated. Tonight was your first match and you didn’t see a single second in the ring and it didn’t seem like you cared whether or not you were tagged in. You left two minutes into the match. What was up with that?”
The Delivery Girl mulled the question while putting on an Uber Eatz ball cap and urgently sliding into an Uber Eatz coat.
“Well, hun…” She began. “Win or lose I’m on a 5-minute deadline in that ring. There were a bunch of people in that match so I asked Generation Force if they would bulldoze them real quick so I could bounce. I told them I’d hook them up with some promo codes and free food, which I will. They said yeah. That’s what’s up with that. You know what else is up? Your time.”
The Delivery Girl tapped her watch and graced them with a parting salute before turning on her heels and sprinting out of there.
And they’d be correct.
Keeping an eye on her wristwatch, the Delivery Girl rushed into the “post-game” presser and shotgunned a Monster energy drink with startling quickness and ease while the media cameras dazzled the room.
“Y’all got fifty-three seconds so ya better hurry up.” The Delivery Girl bellowed in her South Georgian accent.
”Miss.. TDG? I’m Ariel Meltzer from Pro Kayfabe Illustrated. Tonight was your first match and you didn’t see a single second in the ring and it didn’t seem like you cared whether or not you were tagged in. You left two minutes into the match. What was up with that?”
The Delivery Girl mulled the question while putting on an Uber Eatz ball cap and urgently sliding into an Uber Eatz coat.
“Well, hun…” She began. “Win or lose I’m on a 5-minute deadline in that ring. There were a bunch of people in that match so I asked Generation Force if they would bulldoze them real quick so I could bounce. I told them I’d hook them up with some promo codes and free food, which I will. They said yeah. That’s what’s up with that. You know what else is up? Your time.”
The Delivery Girl tapped her watch and graced them with a parting salute before turning on her heels and sprinting out of there.