Post by Cordelia Clark on Apr 13, 2024 16:07:47 GMT
5BW Freedom Champion Cordelia Clark finds herself backstage with her championship and she’s getting booed. She clearly doesn’t care about the reaction that she’s getting in Boston, considering that she’s never been a fan of this town to begin with. She rolls her eyes and begins to speak.
Cordelia Clark: I am finally glad that I get to say this, but boy do I hate this city. If there is one city in America that is self-absorbed, self-entitled, arrogant, and full of shit, it’s this hellhole that Satan himself invented and that’s Boston, Massholechussetts!
The fans boo her even louder.
Cordelia Clark: The truth is, the entire New England region behaves the way I just described, but if you had to pick anywhere in New England where the asshole would be located, it’s right HERE! So, you can get behind Amy Harrison all you want to, but the fact of the matter is that Amy Harrison is going to BUCKNER this UNDESERVED opportunity tonight!
“BEHIND THE BAG, IT GETS BY AMY! HERE COMES CORDY AND SHE’S GOING TO THE MAIN EVENT!”
I mean honestly… that’s the only BALL she’d ever get between her legs!
Now the fans are seriously hating her with a “Fuck You Cordy” chant being heard to near-deafening proportions.
Cordelia Clark: I’m sorry, I don’t speak “chowda” so take your bullshit, faux Irish accents and your self-entitled attitudes and shove them up your ass. What the hell are you going to do? Throw tea into the harbor? No seriously, this city is without question the WORST city in America and every time I have to come here, I have to make sure I get tested for STUPID-19 before I leave! Holy hell, being in Boston is beneath me and I would rather watch Hayley Halsey strip at the Velvet Rabbit than ever set foot in the devil’s anus! The only horrible thing about winning the 5BW World Championship tonight is that it has to be HERE!
UGH!
But more on that later…
Let’s talk about YOU, Amy…
The OTHER “relic”...
Let’s be honest with each other, Amy. Your story last season where you overcame everything and FINALLY won the big one drew more tears than cheers… and I’m talking about tears of boredom honestly. I hate to take a page out of the Casey Holliday playbook here, but the fans REJECTED you… these same fans that root for you to beat me tonight and that fucked ME out of MY award last year REJECTED you! I know it cut you deeply that you didn’t win good girl of the year, wrestler of the year or whatever awards Luciana Verdoza deservedly blew you out of the water on, but the truth is?
The people here?
They just don’t CARE about you nearly as much as you think they do! What did you do prior to winning that rumble last year? Oh you were the “Ambition of Honor Champion” when you traded that belt back and forth with Ariel Madden but you only held the championship for two months just like how you held the 5BW World Championship for two months before you lost it back to Casey Holliday. So you go on this little confidence crash and you disappear for months because Mary Ellen was beating the shit out of you and you know, I kind of get it. That piece of shit put me through hell for months all out of sheer fucking jealousy of me, but unlike YOU, I DIDN’T run away for months! I did what you DIDN’T do and could NEVER do and that’s rise up and pull every fucking thing out of the book to be BETTER and to OVERCOME her and to put her in the fucking ground to make her regret ever fucking with me! In fact, I have to be honest. All the shit that I went through with your sister, including my husband being put in a coma… it’s really YOUR fault…
Because instead of standing up to her and doing what I did to pay her back for all the shit she put me through…
…you ran away…
If you actually grew a fucking spine and handled your business the way a former 5BW World Champion SHOULD HAVE… then I’d NEVER have to put up with her at ALL! My husband doesn’t end up in a coma! Our wedding happens earlier! But noooo… you ran away like a little bitch…
And you think that’s the worst part, Amy?
Oh NO…
The worst part is that while you were on the sidelines, 5BW kept moving on without you and I don’t recall hearing any of the fans really clamor for your return. It’s almost as if the company kept chugging along and the wheels kept spinning and until you came back, people actually kind of forgot about you. I mean, in this case, I don’t blame the fans. If I were a fan, I’d want to forget about you too if you ran away. So you come back right? And you have your grand return…
And you lose to CHELSEA FUCKING KENNEDY…
Cordelia can’t help but pause and have a huge laugh about this.
Cordelia Clark: I mean, I thought losing to some rookie and being her first win in Hybrid was embarrassing, but you losing to HER is SO MUCH WORSE than that! How can you even call yourself a professional wrestler losing to someone like that? Oh sure, you got a rematch against her and you won in two straight falls. Sure, maybe blame it on rust. No, that’s bullshit! You really should blame yourself for that because if you didn’t RUN AWAY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH in the first place when Mary Ellen proved her superiority over you, then you wouldn’t be losing matches to people like that and beating someone like THAT makes you worthy of getting a shot at my title and possibly advancing to the main event?
No fuck that!
Fuck the status quo!
I am NOT about to allow the main event to be INFESTED by two Harrisons and Captain America!
Ariel Madden deserves a TRUE challenge! She’s been there and done that with you, your sister and Tyler on numerous occasions, especially when it came to the AoH championship! You ALL have losses to her on your records…
But you know who doesn’t?
ME!
FUCK having a draw a couple of weeks ago, but I didn’t LOSE to her which is something you three can’t say.
I am NOT about to let the main event of this show be a Glee Club Reunion with the Happy Tree Friends!
When I beat you, Amy… I SHATTER the damn ceiling! Hell, maybe I shatter your confidence so bad that you not only run away again… but this time? You'll never come back!
Cordelia scoffs as she leaves the scene among huge boos from the audience, many of which probably want to kill her by now. After her exit, the scene ends.
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5BW Freedom Champion Cordelia Clark is beaming with pride in the hallway as she has her championship with her. She’s getting booed louder than she was earlier in the night and just as she didn’t earlier in the night, she’s not holding back at this moment either. Cordelia maintains the anger on her face as she begins to express her thoughts.
Cordelia Clark: You didn’t expect me to still be here. You thought that Amy Harrison was going to pull her Cinderella fairy tale moment out of her ass the same way that she did at Vendetta last year but NOPE! I knew from the word “go” that she wasn’t going to beat me and the best part is, she has no excuses nor does she have any asterisks that she can put on it. For those of you that dismissed me as anything other than an adult, yes, I am referring to that piece of shit in Hybrid Wrestling that did that to me after a match once, the egg is officially on your face!
I defeated Amy!
You know… the same woman that the powers that be have had their head up her ass from basically the moment this company started! I proved that I wasn’t going to take the crap that I’ve taken all season. I proved that I belong in the main event scene. I proved that I deserve my shot at the 5BW World Championship. I’ve proven that I am not someone that is going to be stuck settling for the Freedom Championship that I have here. I can say with full confidence that I am the greatest, most dominant Freedom Champion that this company has ever had and if you want to dispute that, be my guest but the proof is in every single title defense that I have accrued up to this point.
If you think I am going to be dealing with exhaustion…
No…
I’ve still got plenty of energy left and that’s what brings me to this main event…
You didn’t expect me to be here…
Cordelia pauses as she narrows her eyes with anger.
Cordelia Clark: You didn’t WANT me to be here… Tyler…
What an AWESOME choke you pulled when you couldn’t get the championship back. I’m going to shoot straight with you. This ‘aw shucks’ nice guy act that you’ve been pulling off doesn’t fool me anymore. I’m not saying that the real Tyler is the guy that was in the Carter Corporation, but the fact of the matter is, you’re the type of guy that likes to turn his nose up on people when they don’t do things his way.
If there is one person that doesn’t deserve to be here, it’s you. I mean shit, Drake Hemingway owned you, I don’t even know what you did to even deserve the title shot here. Oh right, Jamey Caredumb decided you were worthy of this so he placed you in a match with Mary Ellen Harrison… a match that NEITHER of you won…
Great call Caredumb… not…
The truth of the matter is Tyler, you’re a one shot wonder. You’re the guy that you have to beat to become the guy… the proverbial gatekeeper if you will. Your days of being a main event player here have come and gone and maybe when this match doesn’t go your way, you’re going to come to realize that. You came after me on Efedder with the dumbest, most stupidest untrue shit and I’m going to give you a warning Tyler…
I know you’ve never exactly had the “it factor” when it comes to hyping up your matches and this company in general, which is why I am generous enough to let THAT slide… ONCE…
But if you pull that slanderous, libelous bullshit on me again, you’ll be hearing from my father, who is a lawyer by the way, because I refuse to be slandered against by someone so far beneath me in terms of “it factor” like you are. You didn’t earn this spot tonight by merit…
Nor did YOU Mary Ellen Harrison…
Cordelia narrows her eyes for a bit as she continues.
Cordelia Clark: You’re the one that would say that I am the least deserving to be here, but I’ve got some PURE FACTS to share with you. I beat you twice. I beat you for THIS Freedom Championship last month. And as far as earning their way into this match goes? You and Tyler had the chance to do that when you faced each other and neither of you won. Wait… where have I seen THIS before?
OH RIGHT, when Hybrid FUCKED ME by booking a number one contender’s match for a title I had only for both of them to draw with each other so they FUCKED ME by giving BOTH of them the title shot when neither one of them deserved it…
Holy crap! I’m telling you, I didn’t think there’d be a worse, more intrusive GM than Meagan, but I think Jamey Caredumb takes the cake. Why the fuck has he risen in prominence in this company this season? Wasn’t he an annoying, useless, F grade, obnoxious lead announcer on Warhandle prior to this?
That’s beside the point, Mary Ellen. You didn’t earn your chance to be here. Tyler didn’t either. You know who DID win their chance to qualify for this match with no asterisks and no bullshit?
I DID! Unlike you, unlike Tyler…
When I had the same opportunity that you both did…
I WON! And hell, let’s say I really don’t deserve this title shot as you’ve been insinuating that I don’t. You basically owned yourself because if I don’t deserve this shot, you don’t either… since… you know… LOGIC…
If someone that beat you twice doesn’t deserve this shot, then you deserve it even less than I do. Your sister? As little as you care about her? As much as you expected her to be here? Yeah, so much for that right? She was a warm up act for what’s to come. You’re LUCKY that Cunt Dictator Meagan Hughes saved your ass last month otherwise it’d be YOU in that coma, bitch!
And then there’s you… Ariel…
I’m the ONE challenger that has proven that she can hang with you.
After all, it was a couple of weeks ago that we fought each other and we fought to a draw. We agree that it was a less than desirable outcome for both of us, that much is true. But I bet you’re the only one of the other three that wanted me to beat Amy because you’ve faced her enough times already and you want to “make up for it”. You’ve got to come to grips with the fact that I’m the new threat around here. Minka and Casey are too busy fucking each other, with the former getting her ass beat by her own obsession and the latter trying to find her feet again after you dispatched her from the world title picture and Mary Ellen is trying SO hard to paint herself as the big threat to you when the truth is, the big threat to you is ME!
I’ve got plenty left in me to deal with you, Ariel. When I dispose of you, I WILL be the 5BW World Champion, I WILL be on that pedestal that I have ALWAYS deserved to be on and I will take that award that the idiot fans voted on that was DENIED, that I SHOULD’VE won, and I’m about to shove it up every single one of their asses as I take home an award that is FAR more worth winning…
It’s nothing personal, Ariel. You’re the only one of the three that hasn’t wronged me.
But I’ve been disrespected, discarded and taken for granted for far too long…
And tonight? IT ENDS!
Cordelia then makes her way out of the scene, hearing heavier boos along the way as the scene comes to an end.
Cordelia Clark: I am finally glad that I get to say this, but boy do I hate this city. If there is one city in America that is self-absorbed, self-entitled, arrogant, and full of shit, it’s this hellhole that Satan himself invented and that’s Boston, Massholechussetts!
The fans boo her even louder.
Cordelia Clark: The truth is, the entire New England region behaves the way I just described, but if you had to pick anywhere in New England where the asshole would be located, it’s right HERE! So, you can get behind Amy Harrison all you want to, but the fact of the matter is that Amy Harrison is going to BUCKNER this UNDESERVED opportunity tonight!
“BEHIND THE BAG, IT GETS BY AMY! HERE COMES CORDY AND SHE’S GOING TO THE MAIN EVENT!”
I mean honestly… that’s the only BALL she’d ever get between her legs!
Now the fans are seriously hating her with a “Fuck You Cordy” chant being heard to near-deafening proportions.
Cordelia Clark: I’m sorry, I don’t speak “chowda” so take your bullshit, faux Irish accents and your self-entitled attitudes and shove them up your ass. What the hell are you going to do? Throw tea into the harbor? No seriously, this city is without question the WORST city in America and every time I have to come here, I have to make sure I get tested for STUPID-19 before I leave! Holy hell, being in Boston is beneath me and I would rather watch Hayley Halsey strip at the Velvet Rabbit than ever set foot in the devil’s anus! The only horrible thing about winning the 5BW World Championship tonight is that it has to be HERE!
UGH!
But more on that later…
Let’s talk about YOU, Amy…
The OTHER “relic”...
Let’s be honest with each other, Amy. Your story last season where you overcame everything and FINALLY won the big one drew more tears than cheers… and I’m talking about tears of boredom honestly. I hate to take a page out of the Casey Holliday playbook here, but the fans REJECTED you… these same fans that root for you to beat me tonight and that fucked ME out of MY award last year REJECTED you! I know it cut you deeply that you didn’t win good girl of the year, wrestler of the year or whatever awards Luciana Verdoza deservedly blew you out of the water on, but the truth is?
The people here?
They just don’t CARE about you nearly as much as you think they do! What did you do prior to winning that rumble last year? Oh you were the “Ambition of Honor Champion” when you traded that belt back and forth with Ariel Madden but you only held the championship for two months just like how you held the 5BW World Championship for two months before you lost it back to Casey Holliday. So you go on this little confidence crash and you disappear for months because Mary Ellen was beating the shit out of you and you know, I kind of get it. That piece of shit put me through hell for months all out of sheer fucking jealousy of me, but unlike YOU, I DIDN’T run away for months! I did what you DIDN’T do and could NEVER do and that’s rise up and pull every fucking thing out of the book to be BETTER and to OVERCOME her and to put her in the fucking ground to make her regret ever fucking with me! In fact, I have to be honest. All the shit that I went through with your sister, including my husband being put in a coma… it’s really YOUR fault…
Because instead of standing up to her and doing what I did to pay her back for all the shit she put me through…
…you ran away…
If you actually grew a fucking spine and handled your business the way a former 5BW World Champion SHOULD HAVE… then I’d NEVER have to put up with her at ALL! My husband doesn’t end up in a coma! Our wedding happens earlier! But noooo… you ran away like a little bitch…
And you think that’s the worst part, Amy?
Oh NO…
The worst part is that while you were on the sidelines, 5BW kept moving on without you and I don’t recall hearing any of the fans really clamor for your return. It’s almost as if the company kept chugging along and the wheels kept spinning and until you came back, people actually kind of forgot about you. I mean, in this case, I don’t blame the fans. If I were a fan, I’d want to forget about you too if you ran away. So you come back right? And you have your grand return…
And you lose to CHELSEA FUCKING KENNEDY…
Cordelia can’t help but pause and have a huge laugh about this.
Cordelia Clark: I mean, I thought losing to some rookie and being her first win in Hybrid was embarrassing, but you losing to HER is SO MUCH WORSE than that! How can you even call yourself a professional wrestler losing to someone like that? Oh sure, you got a rematch against her and you won in two straight falls. Sure, maybe blame it on rust. No, that’s bullshit! You really should blame yourself for that because if you didn’t RUN AWAY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH in the first place when Mary Ellen proved her superiority over you, then you wouldn’t be losing matches to people like that and beating someone like THAT makes you worthy of getting a shot at my title and possibly advancing to the main event?
No fuck that!
Fuck the status quo!
I am NOT about to allow the main event to be INFESTED by two Harrisons and Captain America!
Ariel Madden deserves a TRUE challenge! She’s been there and done that with you, your sister and Tyler on numerous occasions, especially when it came to the AoH championship! You ALL have losses to her on your records…
But you know who doesn’t?
ME!
FUCK having a draw a couple of weeks ago, but I didn’t LOSE to her which is something you three can’t say.
I am NOT about to let the main event of this show be a Glee Club Reunion with the Happy Tree Friends!
When I beat you, Amy… I SHATTER the damn ceiling! Hell, maybe I shatter your confidence so bad that you not only run away again… but this time? You'll never come back!
Cordelia scoffs as she leaves the scene among huge boos from the audience, many of which probably want to kill her by now. After her exit, the scene ends.
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5BW Freedom Champion Cordelia Clark is beaming with pride in the hallway as she has her championship with her. She’s getting booed louder than she was earlier in the night and just as she didn’t earlier in the night, she’s not holding back at this moment either. Cordelia maintains the anger on her face as she begins to express her thoughts.
Cordelia Clark: You didn’t expect me to still be here. You thought that Amy Harrison was going to pull her Cinderella fairy tale moment out of her ass the same way that she did at Vendetta last year but NOPE! I knew from the word “go” that she wasn’t going to beat me and the best part is, she has no excuses nor does she have any asterisks that she can put on it. For those of you that dismissed me as anything other than an adult, yes, I am referring to that piece of shit in Hybrid Wrestling that did that to me after a match once, the egg is officially on your face!
I defeated Amy!
You know… the same woman that the powers that be have had their head up her ass from basically the moment this company started! I proved that I wasn’t going to take the crap that I’ve taken all season. I proved that I belong in the main event scene. I proved that I deserve my shot at the 5BW World Championship. I’ve proven that I am not someone that is going to be stuck settling for the Freedom Championship that I have here. I can say with full confidence that I am the greatest, most dominant Freedom Champion that this company has ever had and if you want to dispute that, be my guest but the proof is in every single title defense that I have accrued up to this point.
If you think I am going to be dealing with exhaustion…
No…
I’ve still got plenty of energy left and that’s what brings me to this main event…
You didn’t expect me to be here…
Cordelia pauses as she narrows her eyes with anger.
Cordelia Clark: You didn’t WANT me to be here… Tyler…
What an AWESOME choke you pulled when you couldn’t get the championship back. I’m going to shoot straight with you. This ‘aw shucks’ nice guy act that you’ve been pulling off doesn’t fool me anymore. I’m not saying that the real Tyler is the guy that was in the Carter Corporation, but the fact of the matter is, you’re the type of guy that likes to turn his nose up on people when they don’t do things his way.
If there is one person that doesn’t deserve to be here, it’s you. I mean shit, Drake Hemingway owned you, I don’t even know what you did to even deserve the title shot here. Oh right, Jamey Caredumb decided you were worthy of this so he placed you in a match with Mary Ellen Harrison… a match that NEITHER of you won…
Great call Caredumb… not…
The truth of the matter is Tyler, you’re a one shot wonder. You’re the guy that you have to beat to become the guy… the proverbial gatekeeper if you will. Your days of being a main event player here have come and gone and maybe when this match doesn’t go your way, you’re going to come to realize that. You came after me on Efedder with the dumbest, most stupidest untrue shit and I’m going to give you a warning Tyler…
I know you’ve never exactly had the “it factor” when it comes to hyping up your matches and this company in general, which is why I am generous enough to let THAT slide… ONCE…
But if you pull that slanderous, libelous bullshit on me again, you’ll be hearing from my father, who is a lawyer by the way, because I refuse to be slandered against by someone so far beneath me in terms of “it factor” like you are. You didn’t earn this spot tonight by merit…
Nor did YOU Mary Ellen Harrison…
Cordelia narrows her eyes for a bit as she continues.
Cordelia Clark: You’re the one that would say that I am the least deserving to be here, but I’ve got some PURE FACTS to share with you. I beat you twice. I beat you for THIS Freedom Championship last month. And as far as earning their way into this match goes? You and Tyler had the chance to do that when you faced each other and neither of you won. Wait… where have I seen THIS before?
OH RIGHT, when Hybrid FUCKED ME by booking a number one contender’s match for a title I had only for both of them to draw with each other so they FUCKED ME by giving BOTH of them the title shot when neither one of them deserved it…
Holy crap! I’m telling you, I didn’t think there’d be a worse, more intrusive GM than Meagan, but I think Jamey Caredumb takes the cake. Why the fuck has he risen in prominence in this company this season? Wasn’t he an annoying, useless, F grade, obnoxious lead announcer on Warhandle prior to this?
That’s beside the point, Mary Ellen. You didn’t earn your chance to be here. Tyler didn’t either. You know who DID win their chance to qualify for this match with no asterisks and no bullshit?
I DID! Unlike you, unlike Tyler…
When I had the same opportunity that you both did…
I WON! And hell, let’s say I really don’t deserve this title shot as you’ve been insinuating that I don’t. You basically owned yourself because if I don’t deserve this shot, you don’t either… since… you know… LOGIC…
If someone that beat you twice doesn’t deserve this shot, then you deserve it even less than I do. Your sister? As little as you care about her? As much as you expected her to be here? Yeah, so much for that right? She was a warm up act for what’s to come. You’re LUCKY that Cunt Dictator Meagan Hughes saved your ass last month otherwise it’d be YOU in that coma, bitch!
And then there’s you… Ariel…
I’m the ONE challenger that has proven that she can hang with you.
After all, it was a couple of weeks ago that we fought each other and we fought to a draw. We agree that it was a less than desirable outcome for both of us, that much is true. But I bet you’re the only one of the other three that wanted me to beat Amy because you’ve faced her enough times already and you want to “make up for it”. You’ve got to come to grips with the fact that I’m the new threat around here. Minka and Casey are too busy fucking each other, with the former getting her ass beat by her own obsession and the latter trying to find her feet again after you dispatched her from the world title picture and Mary Ellen is trying SO hard to paint herself as the big threat to you when the truth is, the big threat to you is ME!
I’ve got plenty left in me to deal with you, Ariel. When I dispose of you, I WILL be the 5BW World Champion, I WILL be on that pedestal that I have ALWAYS deserved to be on and I will take that award that the idiot fans voted on that was DENIED, that I SHOULD’VE won, and I’m about to shove it up every single one of their asses as I take home an award that is FAR more worth winning…
It’s nothing personal, Ariel. You’re the only one of the three that hasn’t wronged me.
But I’ve been disrespected, discarded and taken for granted for far too long…
And tonight? IT ENDS!
Cordelia then makes her way out of the scene, hearing heavier boos along the way as the scene comes to an end.